uuumm stoy lala y pzz encontre algunas quotes de mcfly asi Q aki estan
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Dougie: I fu.cked up the acoustic bit.
Tom: And now you swore on stage.
Dougie: S.hit.
Tom: Bad Dougie. Bad Dougie!
Danny: Naughty Dougie!
Tom: Spank him! Who wants to spank Dougie?
::Danny goes to spank him and Dougie ducks away::
Dougie: Last time Danny spanked me, I lost my virginity.
Tom: WHAT. Why do you say things like that?!
Danny: You lost your bum virginity.
Tom: Don't say... you can't say things like that!
Dougie: What, virginity?
Tom: No, you can say virginity...
Dougie: The VIRGIN Mary, VIRGIN Megastores...
Danny: And Virgin Airlines...
"What was your favorite moment in the band? When I was brought to a fucking haunted castle" -Harry Judd.
"Are bats rats with wings?" - Danny
"Danny, stop touching my bum!" - Harry
"You're a good looking monkey" - Danny
"Tom got wasted the other night and he punched me, so I punched him. Then we hugged." - Danny
"A pervert kind of ghost" - Dougie
"We like to strip Doug, cos he's a sexy little boy" - Danny
Tom: when i was little, i fancied the little mermaid.
Doug: what??
Tom: what, i thought she was fit!
"I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab." - Dougie
Q: What's the strangest rumour you've heard about yourself?
Dougie: That i eat dead people (he meant to say "that i eat people's dead skin")
"Last night, I dressed up as a woman for Danny. I wore a thong with a bow at the back. It was lovely." -Dougie
"i've got a hairy back; kick it to the chorus." - Harry.
"No wonder I'm thick he (Tom) keeps killing my brain cells every 10 seconds" Danny
danny: that was a random second moment of secondness
harry: you what?!
Harry: "I've been trying to read that banner all night... 'HJ <3 DP don't deny'... which I think means Harry Judd loves Dougie Poynter don't deny, well yes I do love Dougie but he doesn't feel the same"
Dougie: "We're not denying it, we're just prolonging it"
Harry: "Oh so it is inevitable, I believe?"
Then some time later Harry gets down on one knee and proposes to Dougie (who says yes and they hug), then Dougie says into the mic "Sweet, I'm getting married!" and invited everyone at the Liverpool Empire to the wedding.
Danny: I wish he(tom) never wrote that song because i've never had onstage, ive never had so much brocoli thrown at me when we play that song
Harry: why, why would you think we would want brocoli?
Danny: its the smelliest thing!
Tom: it's not funny to throw brocoli at us
Harry: dont give us anymore brocoli
Tom: it smells and it hurts when it hits you.
Danny: forget the joke
Tom:on our next album there will be no song named after food, vegtable...
Danny: maybe a carrot
Tom: no carrots
Dougie: pies? that would be quite good
Tom: pies?
Harry: you can give us pies
Tom: but they'll throw them at us on stage
Dougie: the ones that dont brake we can eat
Tom: okay, pies
Harry: he's starting to like the idea
"I thought i was like stupid... but then i met danny" - Dougie
interviewer: danny, if you were a girl, which mcfly boy would you date?
danny: tom, 'cause i'd have his house
danny *to tom* : i'd marry you and then get rid of you
interviewer: would you date him for his money?
danny: well obviously not for his looks !
harry *to danny*: at this rate, mate, you're not exactly gonna get him, are you?
tom: nope you've ruined your chances!
interviewer: who's the most romantic?
tom: definitely not danny, dougie has his moments he's romantic boardering on a bit of a psycho
(talking about “fixed” pictures)
Tom: Have you seen the one of me bumming Dougie? No, Dougie bumming me.
Interviewer: No, what’s the link to that?
Tom: I don’t know, I just found it
Dougie: We just tried it out.
Tom: On google. Someones taken, when we played G-
Tom: When we played G.A.Y, and got naked, someones taken Dougie and really cleverly put us together, and it looks really real.
Dougie: It’s for real.
Tom: I was looking on the internet, and I was like “WOAH! When did we do that?”
Dougie: You don’t remember?
Tom: Did I forget something?
Dougie: You were really drunk.
Tom: Was I?
Dougie: Yeah.
Tom: (mumbles) Hmm, yeah, ok..
Dougie: And I was really horny.
“I am the only gay in the village.” - Harry
simon: Has fame changed you?
harry: yeah, we've become quite arrogant, and have big ego's
i don't talk to people unless they're famous, you're lucky i'm talking to you
"You do realise I am acutally cooking, I got self - rasing flour on me, I sweating and I got lights on me. I'm turing into a human cake!!! " - Dougie
Simon: Harry is there anything you want to say to your sister?
Harry: aww yes, hi
Tom: Harry's sister is actually quite fit
Harry: oi
Simon: have you made a move tom?
Tom: no she is a bit older
Harry: you haven't got a chance mate
simon: is it is class barrier is that it harry?
Harry: yeah that's it...
"I'd like to be reincarnated as a bra, thankyou." - Dougie.
Danny: I'm happy the way I am
Tom: So you're happy being stupid and ugly
Interviewers: If you were trapped in a deserted island, what 3 items would you bring along?
Harry: I'd bring a mirror to reflect off sun for a signal.
Tom: I'd bring these 3 guys.
Interviewers: awww..
Tom: For food!
Harry: Oh yeah? I'll just bring you and that'll be enough for the 3 of us.
Tom: ...I'm the chubby one. That's my distinguishing feature.
DJ: Oh, don't say that kinda thing! I need more of a spiritual role, or kind of what you do, what you add to the band
Tom: What do I add to the band?
Harry: A few pounds.
Danny: You can't clap; you're putting me out of time!
Tom: Nobody clap
Dougie: They did that on CD:UK and he messed it right up
Danny: Alright, let's try again. Just be sensible
Tom: Danny's the only person in history who tells his audience to shut up !
Dougie: Our doctor that we all share once injected Harry with water.
Harry: He stuck the needle in, and then went, 'Ooops.' That's not what you want to hear when you've just been given an injection! He'd forgotten to put the medicine in the syringe.
Dougie: He's a good doctor, though.
Interviewer: He sounds it.
Tom: No, he is.
Dougie: Not as good as Doctor Who.
Harry: It could have been a lethal injection!
Tom: Harry's been a bit different ever since.
Dougie: He's got water powers! Like Spider-Man, but plainer.
Tom: He's turned into a Doctor Who monster!
Harry: I've got gills and everything.
Tom: He can breathe underwater.
Dougie: He can pee himself whenever he wants.
"Go make a cuppa tea now!" -Danny
"Everyone has their own Tom Fletcher, i was just unlucky enough that mine was real”- Dougie
“When girls go to the toilet, how come you can never here them wee? Its magic” -Dougie
"Girls are the most important thing on the planet, men may bring in the money but women give birth" – Dougie
"Ive had a few death threats but i reckon they are from harry, he is trying to kill me off so he can play bass" – Dougie
"Why did u write this weird song…now we have to dress up as weirdoos! – Harry (to Dougie)
"Boggie vision!" - Dougie
Simon: the last time you became aware that you were surrounded by idiots...?
Harry: Just now...
"Danny's a bit of a slut" - Harry
dougie: make sure to pick up our cd on the 20th of july.
danny: july? june!
tom: june? june 20th's already passed you f***ing moron!
"What's a monarchy?" -Danny
Harry: Who's the best drummer in McFly?
Crowd: HARRRRYYYYYYY!!!
Danny: Mate you're the only drummer in McFly
"It' s actually a little elf in here. he likes to smoke alot!" -Doug (about a smoke machine)
"Hi I'm Dougie.. and I'm in McFly. *thumbs up*" - Dougie
"I am just in it for the money, actually." - Harry
Interviewer: Have you ever slept with one another?
Dougie: What, like a group orgy? Yeah, a few times.
Danny: Sorry what, I was looking at the.. reading thing....the autocue?
"I'm not only Doug X.. I'm Doug Triple X." - Dougie
Danny: Are all cows female?
Fans: Yes.
Danny: Oh, yeah, right.
"I'd like to be reincarnated as a bra, thankyou. Now leave me alone." - Dougie.
"I'd like to thank Tom, Danny and that guy who drums." - Dougie
"I can't play with ...jam on my hands." - Tom
"If you like a guy with no mates and no dress sense, then im your man." - Tom
"You know what would be like awesome if you could have some kinda chip in your head that has the sensors which tells you how close you are to things. Beep beep beep." -Danny
Interviewer: so why did you stop straightening it?
Danny: well i dont really do it on my own now..i get the woman to do it
Harry: the woman... that sounded really.. sexest danny
Danny: oh oh, sexest sorry! i mean her woman
Everyone: her woman, what???
Tom & Dougie: he means HAIR, HAIR woman
Danny: i get my hairy woman to do it, see now thats okay!
Danny: ...one place called Metro Polis, oh no no I don't...
Tom: Metropolis! You idiot!" *imitates Danny* "Metro Polis... Metropolis you FOOL.
Danny: Metro Polis...
Tom: METROPOLIS.
Danny: I always say Metro Polis..."
"We shall feast like KINGS!" -Dougie
"Oh, i got tingles, i'm nearly cryin!" - Tom (making a danny's impression)
Socks or smellies?
Danny: Whats smellies?
Tom: You know, like deoderant, perfumes and stuff. Smellies!
Danny: ...Whats that got to do with socks?
Tom: Well, socks or smellies?
Danny: Thats like.. would you prefer a couch orrrrrrr a table?
Tom: Well, its a simple question, which would you prefer?
*silence before Tom and Danny speak in unison*
Tom: Socks
Danny: Smellies. I want BOTH!
Interviewer - Favourite word?
Tom: ...Tom...
Danny: Aahhh! That's lame
Tom: That's the first thing that popped into my head!
Harry: Ego...
Danny:"This is rubbish,where did you get it from? The pound shop?"
Tom "The pound shop?"
Danny "Yes the pound shop"
Tom "You've changed Danny Jones, you've changed"
"I knitted two scarves for the winter. I sit in front of the TV with a glass of wine and my knitting. I am such a woman." - Tom
Tom: "I wen't to the toilet and there was this woman who must have been at least 50 - and she tried to drag me into the toilets with her. I was like, "Arrggghh"
Dougie: Mid-fifties
Tom: Yeah, she was like, [adopts old woman voice] "Come with meeee"
Interviewer: Danny, does your hair still smell as nice?
Danny: [tries to smell his own hair] Mmmm, i think so.
Dougie: Is it true that when women give birth that sometimes they poo?
Tom: Yeah you were the poo.
Harry: You cooked a bbq on the floor?
Tom: Well i'm so sorry my mother doesn't cook me trout harry, i don't have my own river!
Tema: McFly.!! A alguien le gusta.? 
Diciembre 19th 2009, 11:01
...cof cof .Ok me perdi en mis pensamientos *y en mis babas xD*...Yo los quiero a los 7 envueltos con un lazito rojo y cubiertos de chocolate..!! Yummi x2
